I wish there was a hot chick that loved sending me pics and vids of her and teasing me about how I'll never be able to fuck her, let alone the way they can... even better if she sent me toys to stuff myself with while I watched the videos.
This is comical. No guy stays at home for his wife's bachelorette party. He's going to HIS bachelor party. And what a conquest to score a bunch of drunk women. Really hard to do, not. And then when they fuck, the guy lasts for about 45 seconds. Yeah that's a keeper. Again not!